Turn that shit up

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via lubricates)




toomuchtaylor:

Newest tattoo!
It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two.
iamawinrar:

eveemfc:

that freckle in my left cheek 


hello

I want to get paid to look good

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via khaleesi-of-the-hellmouth)

lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

(Source: huntail, via khaleesi-of-the-hellmouth)

I won’t even shower unless someone else is home

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her
What if I told you 10 years from now your life would be exactly the same?
Doubt you’d be happy.
So, why are you afraid of change?

- ― Karen Salmansohn (via inhale—l0ve)

(Source: psych-quotes, via lilmskitten)